Girly Football Bleh

In life, a lot of rain can only give you one of two things…

A garden more beautiful than anything you’ve ever imagined,

…Or a river that leads you to somewhere you never thought you’d be

For me the rain has stopped

I’m just waiting for the sun to come out and reveal my path

Ok so since this seems to be the topic of the year so far I guess it’s only fitting that I discuss it.  So here it goes…

ATHLETES AND INFIDELITY

For starters it’s not just athletes, its everybody who’s ever had a picture taken of them apparently.  If the media knows who you are it looks like you’re gonna be caught cheating in 2010.  So here are some words of advice for those of you who haven’t yet been publicly humiliated:

·         If you are cheating you have 2 options.  A) Fess up now before you’re caught.  Or B) Keep it a secret and try and cover your tracks like you’re a serial killer.

·         If you are one the few who have managed to stay faithful to your lady. Congrats!  Keep up the good work!  No —but seriously, now is not the time to be thinking about secretly exploring other options or seeing what groupie love is all about.  You made a commitment so stick with it.

·         If you’ve been with someone for a minute and still aren’t sure you’re ready to commit:  DON’T DO IT!!!!  Don’t get me wrong I think marriage is a beautiful thing and it’s wonderful, family, kids, picnics, butterflies, blah, blah, blah.  But if you really wanted to do it you would’ve done it by now.  So what she’s starting to nag you about it and she pulls that “I thought you really loved me” crap.  She’ll deal with it.  She’ll wait as long as you make her.  You have money so she’s not going anywhere.  

·         Now if you still feel like you want to go through with a marriage after reading my last bullet I only have two words for you…God speed. 

Ok so back to my opinion on this subject.  I think cheating is wrong no matter who you are.  Athlete, actor, car-customizer-dude-who-lucks-out-and-marries-actress, or GI freakin Joe, its dead wrong.  I wonder if people actually know what they are saying when they make their vows.  Or is it something they just hurry and repeat so they can really enjoy their marriage (wink, wink).  But even that theory doesn’t make all that sense because chances are these dudes were getting the booty before they even proposed.  Which makes me ask, why did they even bother?  If I was a really rich and famous dude who could have any woman in the world, why would I pick just one?  What’s the point?  I wouldn’t, or at least not while I’m young.  I would wait until I’m retired, my abs disappeared, my face started to sag, and I was just plain tired of living that life.  Smh, why doesn’t everybody think like me?

But it’s not all their fault.  People keep forgetting that these women – sorry, WHORES, who sleep with them are wrong too.  It takes two to tango.  And I’m not buying that bull that one of Tiger’s mistresses tried to throw out there, “Oh I didn’t know he was married.”  That is complete nonsense!!  I’ll admit I didn’t know he was married, but I wasn’t – and I use this word loosely – DATING him.  All you need to do is google him and you would’ve found that out.  I’m tired of people feeling sorry for these sluts like he did them wrong.  There is no way you can do a whore wrong – no pun intended lmbo.  They volunteer themselves to be treated as second class citizens when they sleep with another woman’s husband.  They don’t have feelings that anyone should care about.  Mistresses numbers 1 through whatever, please do us all a favor and relocate to the middle east.  I hear they stone you for whoredom over there.   :-)

So I just started a blog.  AHHHH!!!  And I’m kinda excited about it.  I’m not sure EXACTLY what it’s gonna be about, but I know it’s gonna be about me.  So to give you some idea here’s a list of things I like.

FOOTBALL

Shopping

Music

…and that’s about it. I’m a simple girl. Ok well there’s probably more but that’s all I can think about right now.  I’m very opinionated and the world needs to hear my voice. (cheesy I know but it’s the truth so whatevs) Well I’m excited and I hope you are too.